Getting Over Jack Wagner by Elise Juska

Getting Over Jack Wagner (2003) is a novel by Elise Juska about a 26-year-old woman named Eliza Simon. As an avid viewer of General Hospital in the 1980s, the title of the novel caught my attention. Jack Wagner, an actor and musician, played Frisco Jones on the long-running soap opera.

The novel begins with lines of dialogue from General Hospital:

Frisco: Once upon a time there was a rock star who met a princess...
Robin: Did they live happily ever after?
Frisco: Isn’t that how all good stories end?

At age 10, Eliza had a crush on Jack Wagner. Now at age 26, she is still looking for love by dating “rock stars” in Philadelphia. Unfortunately, these musicians never meet her expectations of what a rock star should be. Eliza works as a copywriter for a travel agency where she must convince others to take vacations to destinations that she has never visited herself. She is unhappy with her work as well as with being dissatisfied with her love life. After each “rock star” bites the dust, Eliza’s best friends, Hannah and Andrew, are there to support her. Hannah and Andrew are both in happy relationships, and they are likeable, though poorly developed. Throughout the story, Eliza could analyze why she is so critical of others and why she wants her relationships to fail. Unfortunately, she seems happier to wallow in her self-defeating cycle.

The best parts of the story are the 80s and early 90s references to song titles at the start of each chapter and the nostalgic references to television shows of that era. Eliza reminisces about 1984, saying:

"The beauty of eighties music was this: rock stars weren't afraid to speak their feelings. Back then, it wasn't corny. It wasn't suspicious. It wasn't desperate. They could spill their guts in a flood of synthesizers, cymbals, A-B-A-B rhyme schemes and long notes high as women's…As a grown-up, I find that kind of openness terrifying. But in 1984, it was acceptable, even desirable, and it was the way I loved Jack Wagner: with confidence, fearlessness, and a T-shirt bearing a steam-ironed decal of his sultry face."

At the end of the novel, Eliza reaches a surprise resolution and feels she can express unashamed, honest, and fearless love once again. The ending was possibly a twist to avoid the “chick lit” cliche of a man solving a woman’s problems and providing her with happiness. Additionally, it may have aimed to make an unsympathetic character more likeable. Still, the ending felt forced and the novel lacked a real resolution. Eliza came across as self-defeating, whiny, and pathetic throughout. It was nearly impossible to believe that she would change, and as a reader, I was left not caring much if she does change or not.

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Tunnel Vision by Keith Lowe

Tunnel Vision by Keith Lowe is a unique book that was published in 2001 by MTV Books. MTV Books also published The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky and several other cool titles. Along with bringing new authors to my attention, each book has vibrant, striking cover art.

The premise of Tunnel Vision is curious. It starts out when Andy makes a drunken bet with his friend Rolf, a fellow “trainspotter,” to visit all 267 London Tube stations in a single day. It’s the day before Andy’s wedding in Paris, so it’s a race against time for him to succeed and meet his fiancée Rachel.

Rachel is understandably dismayed when she learns of Andy’s bet, and she tells Andy that she’s going to Paris on the Eurostar with or without him. Andy can only retrieve his passport and Eurostar tickets by completing the entire subway map. Meanwhile, Rolf is trying to sabotage Andy and stop his wedding because he’s secretly in love with Rachel. Andy is obsessive and determined, and has the help of Brian, a homeless man, who joins him on his journey. Will he succeed?

This book was an enjoyable read, especially if you like taking subways and trains or reading about personal journeys.

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